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Now Launching: The Media

Breaking news, I can’t stand anyone shoving a microphone into a professional athletes face twelve seconds after they broke the sound barrier in a 400-meter sprint. I don’t care what they ate for breakfast, or smoked for dessert. If it’s not a performance enhancer no one cares what they’re doing, and if it is a performance enhancer they should be out of the game until they can test clean. No need to crucify people, no need to name names, sports negativity has to stop. The media has to stop placing young athletes on pedestals just to knock them off with the slightest infraction. Now I’m not saying that Alex Rodriguez isn’t a clubhouse cancer, or a baby, but he’s also a natural athletic talent and unless he’s testing positive for anabolic steroids today, I don’t care, I don’t want to hear about what happen in 2003, I wasn’t even legally allowed to drink in 2003, I could barely vote, a lot has changed, get over it. This retroactive media focus on things that are no longer pertinent has to be ended. Top Story: The Romanovs were murdered by the Bolsheviks, come on people, old news. Keep up. People make mistakes, they smoke pot at frat parties in the south, but if they’re wearing 14 gold medals and you’re not, maybe you should shut up. Sports Journalists and media personalities need to be taken off the air unless they can manage to incorporate some fabric of truth and pertinence into their incessant broadcasts. I’ll take John McEnroe over Barbara Walters any day. Obama is not the messiah people, even he did coke. We’re launching anyone who’s running sound bites of Michael Phelps’ million apology followed shortly by the octuplet woman.

Next Week: The Judiciary 

So I took last week off to gather my thoughts and try and figure out where I want my WoW to go. I decided to make sure I stick true to my roots and continue with the gaming posts when I can. This week I have a doozy for all you classic gaming fanatics out there. So I have already introduced you to everyvideogame.com. This set of sites, but more specifically the one I choose of the 5 runs on a similar premise, but is done with more finesse. This site aims to run DOS based games like Lucas Arts’ Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in a flash engine. Need I say more? Check out all of the awesome games they offer for the Sega Master System, Gameboy, and Nintendo, and perhaps my favorite system of all time, Commodore 64, as well. 

So here is the Green Tentacle from Maniac Mansion who is essentially one giant, slimy, disgusting thumb up, giving it up for:

DOSDOSE.COM

So as we enter the worst recession that we all have ever seen (perhaps there are fewer posts as we all try to hang on to our jobs?), it seems that people are freaking out.  Not like, “I’m gonna lose my job,” or “how will I pay for my new suit,” but “with the potential collapse of global capital flows also comes a complete collapse of civil society, as there will be no more money.  I better stock up on guns, canned food, and property in Vermont.” And I ask (Bobby D. may ask the same thing), why does the end of money mean the end of civil society?  (I also ask, if there will be no more money, why not just put your flag on the property in VT, and defend it with your guns?  Sounds like somebody needs to think all the way outside the box).  In my humble and non pinko commie opinion, the beginning of money as an individual pursuit signified the beginning of the end of civil society in its true form, and instituted a civil society reduced to exchanges of money and nothing else.

I think that the end of money as we know it could result in the beginning of a real civil and global society.  Think about it:  The end of corporations, capital flows, loans, etc, would ultmately end what a lot of people consider to be their final purpose, which is leaving a shit ton of money in the bank.  But it also opens up an opportunity for true global governance–as the ivory tower crumbles, maybe the G8 takes on new significance based less upon what happened in 1950-1989 economically and more upon what they can do for the globe in its entirety.  All I’m saying, with my limited background in anything economic, is that I don’t think the end of money has to mean that we all live in a scene out of 28 days later.  Rather, I think it could mean the end of things like billboards, MTV, $450 million dollar baseball payrolls (sorry vonheezy), adn the beginning of things like public broadcast, public radio, public school, national infrastructure, and global infrastructure, which do all require money, but don’t require private capital.   Maybe everything is free, and maybe something like socialism arises with no concept of national boundaries.

Or maybe we’re all completely effed. Thoughts?

We here at Digital Chaos Media would like to wish our very own Bobby Digital 2.0 a very happy birthday. Much love to our founder and we hope he will enjoy many more with us here at DCM.

In three, two, one, relaunching IRAN…

Now we already launched Iran, but this is just absurd, I can’t… I don’t even have anything to say, what in the bleeping bleep is going on in Iran… we’re serious? This is serious? Read it, I just can’t…. just read it: “Justice” in Iran.

So my gun toting friends, have you gone out and augmented your collection since the election? No? Well you better check you sh*t cause Bobby’s got the lowdown on the new trend that’s sweeping the nation (well maybe not the nation, rather, the bible belt…) That’s right my glock rocking readers, find your vehicle of salvation… go buy a gun. Now more than ever, firearm enthusiasts are hitting their local gun shows, pawn shops and gun stores to ensure they have the firepower necessary to take your ass out. Check it out:

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The widespread fable called global warming is a dangerous lie that is wasting human resources for no reason. People spend enormous amounts of time and money on the issue, even though no concrete evidence has ever been produced to support the argument that man has affected Earth’s temperature. The only people who believe in global warming are hippies and politically-funded scientists.

The typical global warming arguments and why they are wrong: [Read more →]

These are strange times. It’s no secret that countries across the world are facing serious financial problems. The global economy is experiencing the popping of a giant international real estate bubble, involving even the largest markets.

Housing prices in the U.S. have dropped 17% during the past year. The last decline of this magnitude occurred from 1969 to 1970, some 38 years ago. The current 57% decrease of new home sales far exceeds what was experienced during 1969-1970. [Read more →]

Men’s College Basketball Rankings, Rantings, and Politics.

I’m going with the Tar Heels, praying for the speedy return of our boy Tyler; I do like TN and of course my Golden Eagles always make a strong showing… more on the AP, UofA minus Olsen, and of course CT.

The land of the free?

-rhetoricali